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August 14th, 2010

I Know He’s Older Than Me.

It was Tom’s birthday today – we were very low key. He opened his first present before we went to breakfast: a new Garmin GPS Navigation Thingy! We used it to make our way to Elmer’s where I had blueberry pancakes and my version of a mimosa which uses grapefruit juice instead of orange juice.

Then I made Tom run a couple of errands for me where I picked up his surprise presents!

When we got home, I let him open them. He got a fancy set of old fashioned (cocktail) glasses, a bottle of Bushmills, and a bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon. Arrow got him a card, which I think really surprised Tom.

Then the rest of the day was spent napping and working on and riding his motorcycle. We watched some movies, some new to us, some we had seen before. Overall, a very relaxing and lovely day.

Thanks to everyone who took the time to wish him a happy birthday – it really meant a lot to him!

August 10th, 2010

But Who Will Sign for Our Packages?

Tom has about two weeks of summer left. The floor is not close to being done. I am trying to be patient.

When he goes back to teaching, I feel a little less stressed about my job and the house (even though we are now officially upside down in our mortgage instead of just theoretically) because I’m also less jealous because he’s not home all day while I’m underemployed and bitter.

But if he’s not at home, who will sign for our packages? I can get them at work, but everyone is so nosy about what I get. I am tempted to order sex toys from Good Vibrations or Babeland and have them delivered to the office just for the shock value.

Needless to say, I am on that Flight Attendant’s side in this recent carry-on luggage/dramatic beer + inflatable slide fracas. Sometimes, you just can’t take anymore shit and somebody hits you in the face with something they shouldn’t even be touching, and you need a drink and to ride on a slide.

August 4th, 2010

August Doldrums.

It’s not the blues, it’s not the heat, or the wind, or the humidity. It’s August. Everything seems to become never ending monotony. This town gets so quiet without the tourists and the locals always go on vacation… restaurants close until October, stores don’t restock until November, and the coffee shop makes less muffins than usual so I have to get in early to get what I like or they’ll run out.

I am combating the doldrums as best I can by organizing and cleaning the small spaces in my house, keeping up with laundry, and then doing whatever I want to. It’s kind of satisfying.

May 25th, 2010

Me and my Arrow.

I wish I loved doing something as much as my dog loves chewing on pieces of rawhide. Chewing on any approved items, actually. She’s the only dog I know that can destroy red Kong toys. We’ve moved onto black Kong, but I bet those days are numbered, too. She eviscerates anything we give her that squeaks or is stuffed. Floss and knitted toys, beware, your days are numbered in single digits.

I wrote a post about adopting her, but Arrow is just over a year old now, and so much has happened that I want to write it down here and remember it and share it.

She’s fully grown now. When she was smaller I could pick her up with one arm. Now I have to pick her up with both arms and carry her like a lamb – which is also a game that she and Perfect Tommy play, he tries to pick her up and she jumps out of the way just before he gets her. She plays so many games now – it used to be that she just “pinged” up and down the hallway doing hairpin turns at either end. She still does that, but now she plays tug, fetch, and this weird game where when Tom takes out the trash or recycling she stalks him like prey and then as he comes back towards our kitchen door, she chases and attacks him until he touches the door.

When she was a puppy she was silly all the time. Now she’s become very protective of our home and of us, and she takes this job very seriously. When other dogs come over to play, she herds them out of the house and away from us, they are allowed to play with her, but not with us. But at the same time, nothing makes her more excited and happy than to play with anyone or any dog.

She is really well behaved. As a puppy I think she had maybe three accidents in the house. She’s crate trained and house trained. She doesn’t run out the front door if it’s left open, she comes when called, sits, speaks, lies down, and even stays. She’s smart enough that she’s figured out a lot of what’s expected on her own, after maybe one or two training sessions.

Part of her job is to monitor what goes on in front of our house. At first, she only did it if we opened the blinds. Since then, she’s figured out how to stick her head through the closed blinds and see what’s going on. Anyone walking, riding, or driving by is given a warning via intense barking. But sometimes she wags her tail when she barks, as if she is calling out to them saying, “Please come and over and play!”

She’s not aggressive with other dogs or children, and when my baby niece came to visit, she kept watch over her, licked her all over, and generally just loved being around her. When Sam came to visit, she really wanted to play with him, but he was skittish, and so she kept her distance (with lots of prompting from the grown-ups), even though she was still very much a puppy.

There’s one story about her being out at the ranch that I love. Tom sometimes takes her over to our friend Martin’s to run and play with his two dogs, a large pit bull mix (Buddy) and standard poodle (Bravo). Buddy is dumb and sweet and terrified of anything that he hasn’t seen before (he was TERRIFIED of two year old Sam). Bravo is devious and kind of mean when he thinks people aren’t looking. Bravo often convinces Buddy to escape the ranch via digging out where the washes run under the fence. One time, they did it while Arrow was visiting, and Arrow didn’t follow them, but came and got Tom and Martin and showed them where the other two had escaped from.

My dog is a Little Goody Two-Shoes. But isn’t that what you want in a dog? When I’m not feeling well, she is right next to me to bring me comfort. When the weather is bad, she stays close in case we need her. After an earthquake, she runs around to make sure everything is okay.

My first dog that is really mine – I adopted her, I trained her, and I will take care of her until the end of her life – this makes me happier than pretty much anything else.

April 21st, 2010

30 Second Conversation

Perfect Tommy: What are you listening to?

Me: A barbershop quartet version of the Ewok celebration song from the end of “Return of the Jedi.”

Perfect Tommy: Oh.

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Katherine Smith's personal blog is dispatched out of Palm Springs, California. Topics include living in the desert, knitting, TV, books, the internets, comic books, art, politics, and my insecurities.



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