I’m sure that because I’m tired that, when I get home tonight, I will work out for at least an hour.

Top search term for this site: “funny cats on the stove”

Good one, Internet.

So the Invisalign is also keeping me from biting my nails, which I didn’t think I did anymore. Guess I was wrong because my nails are growing super long and I have to file them most every day now.

I’m deleting my Facebook profile. It’s the Millennial version of AOL & I’m fine experiencing the internet without “help” from my “friends.”

It was 93 degrees here today. That’s a 20 degree jump from last night. I’ve been so thirsty all day. It’s only gonna get hotter from here on out. We need to get our pool cleaned before I die.