The Expendables stars several big screen action heroes, past their primes, in what may be their last big roles.
It also stars small screen sensation, Jason Statham.
Dare I see The Expendables on the big screen and risk my love for Statham, whom I have only ever seen on the television?
You can see the difficulty in this decision.
The bus bench ad excited Sam so much that he yelled at me about it for an entire red light. He thinks it looks like a western.
If they had managed to get Van Damme, I would see it. But they haven’t, and I don’t know how you can call it a complete set without him.
I have no idea what the movie is about, I assume that’s irrelevant.
Best recent typo: apparently there was an industry email about box office figures that repeatedly referred to this as “The Expandables”.
Personally, I’ll pass. otoh, it does have Dolph Lundgren. “I Come in Peace” is seriously underrated.
DOLPH. Do it for DOLPH. Oh, and Gary Daniels is in it too- GARY FUCKIN’ DANIELS.
DOLPH!!!!