Overheard in Target.

Child: Somebody’s gonna fart.
Mom: Shhh.
Child: Somebody’s gonna fart!
Mom: Please, shhh.
Child: Somebody’s gonna fart!
Mom: Please, not so loud.
Child: Somebody’s gonna FART!
Mom: Please, stop that. You’re being too loud.

Child: You guys...
Mom: Don’t say it.
Child: SOMEBODY’S GONNA FART!

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