- “Separate but equal” is always bullshit.
- Dolly Parton is pretty much made of awesome.
- Johnny Cash and Joni Mitchell dueting on “Long Black Veil” is my favorite.
- Life on Mars is a great show. I need to see the original version.
- That bird is a liar!
- When I stress out, cooking calms me down.
- I really want to eat some cake. Or pie. Or ice cream.
- Money.
- People who think that Obama/Biden have been throwing around as much garbage as McCain/Palin are on crack.
- I don’t respect bigots.
- Should I be trying to buy a home in Iceland instead?
- Should I read the Tao Te Ching? Or just read The Tao of Pooh?
Tao of Pooh. Most definitely.
4) Yes.
11) No.
Because brevity is the soul of wit.