These are people who, for the most part, sit behind a desk, shuffle papers and read a teleprompter, and should be taken off the air. I’m not including sports anchors or weather people, because then I’d never stop typing. 
Peter Alexander – Wants to be Anderson Cooper (they even photoshopped him to look like AC!). Unfortunately, he’s a stiff, boring, and cliched reporter.
Brian Williams – He’s all the worst bits of the old news anchors rolled up into a new, worse kind of news anchor.
Tamara Damante – A local news anchor who really needs lessons in reading the news. Emphasizes all the wrong things when she speaks. Smiles at the end of tragic or bad news stories.
Sam Shane - What a douche. Seriously. I’ve seen him co-host a morning show and be a news anchor, and he’s a fucking nightmare. Makes inappropriate commentary on almost every story.
“Smiles at the end of tragic or bad news stories.”
Maybe she’s just a Don Henley fan?
Shepherd Smith. Talk about inappropriate, my favorite was his comment about Hurricane Gustav “hanging off the coast like an illegal immigrant getting ready to sprint across the border!!”
I used to be rather fond of Charlie Gibson, but lately I can’t seem to watch him without finding some reason to yell “Shut up” at my television.
I miss Peter Jennings.
Geraldo Rivera…the Jerry Springer of “serious” news.