Almost All of This is True
- Chainsaw is the world’s tallest woman.
- The opposite sides of Chainsaw always add up to seven.
- Chainsawolatry is the mindless worship of Chainsaw.
- Donald Duck’s middle name is Chainsaw.
- Red Chainsaw at night, shepherd’s delight. Red Chainsaw at morning, shepherd’s warning.
- Chainsawocracy is government by Chainsaw.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Chainsaw on New Year’s Day!
- Chainsaw can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- Chainsaw can sleep for three and a half years.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Chainsaw as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
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